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IOS Weekender - Farewell
Weep for your inbox. The Weekender is retiring, but not to worry! We are upgrading you. Let us introduce you to Chad.
It’s been a great run.
So look. We know that you love the “media mullet” we created to share IOS news during the week and then party on the weekends.
But - why not party every day??
We’re making some changes. Some upgrades. This is your final edition of The Weekender. You’ll still get the same IOS List during the week with a few memes sprinkled in as always.
We’re just adding a new element of shock and awe. Allow us to introduce:
Chad works overtime to keep you entertained. It’s everything funny and interesting that you need to see. In a 1 minute skim each morning.
You should have received a welcome note from Chad this week.
If not, check your SPAM folders and drag Chad into your primary inbox. Or you can subscribe here!

THE ONLY HAIR THAT INVESTORS TRUST
Not investing unless one founder has the LFG haircut
— Mark Scianna (@markscianna)
6:21 AM • Feb 8, 2025

THAT’S A LOOK

NOT A SINGLE OPERATOR AMONG THEM

LEVELS TO THE GAME
One of the partners at my firm doesn’t have Powerpoint installed on his office computer
— Chet (@NoCapCapitalLLC)
5:11 PM • Feb 12, 2025
The ultimate flex is not having Microsoft Office installed on your device.

ADULTING

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