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- IOS Weekender - June 14, 2025
IOS Weekender - June 14, 2025
In these unprecedented times... Words of wisdom. Insert evil laugh. What a burn. The good life. On the level.
The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is The Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are a few things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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IN THESE UNPRECEDENTED TIMES…
If you have horrible, terrible, awful news you want to dump, do it right NOW. Nobody — really nobody — will cover it.
— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago)
7:18 PM • Jun 5, 2025

WORDS OF WISDOM
I told a guy I’d pay $5 million for his property.
He said, “But it appraised for $11 million.”
So I said, “Perfect. Sell it to the appraiser. Maybe they’ll throw in a fruit basket and a commemorative plaque.”
He said, “Appraisers don’t buy property.”
Right. And thermometers
— Mendy Pollack (@creMBP)
7:55 PM • Jun 5, 2025

INSERT EVIL LAUGH

WHAT A BURN

THE GOOD LIFE

ON THE LEVEL

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