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- IOS Weekender - November 9, 2024
IOS Weekender - November 9, 2024
Don't snitch or else. Some idiot wants to fight Iron Mike. The trades are making bank. Farmer's market premium. Document creep. Citizens arrest. Bricks made of blood. Daddy-daughter time.
Katherine Peach, Maham Riaz & Matt H
November 09, 2024
The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is The Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are a few things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO RATS IN THE PEN?
LOGAN PAUL: CALL YOUR ORAL SURGEON
THE TRADES
Does this match what you’re seeing in your area?
(Not sure whose picture this is. Found it on LinkedIn.)— Lamonte Grulke (@GrulkeLamonte)
7:38 PM • Nov 2, 2024
ECON 101
My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive
— Nikhil Krishnan (@nikillinit)
6:27 PM • Nov 2, 2024
DOCUMENT CREEP IS REAL
Every time I see a lease written before 2005, it feels like being transported to a simpler time.
I just had a lease come back from a tenant’s lawyer with 69 requested changes.
Meanwhile I set up a new bank account today and the contract was 129 pages.
What would my chances have been of getting even a single word change?
— Chad Griffiths (@ChadGriffiths)
9:50 PM • Nov 4, 2024
AMATEUR COP
I just performed a citizens arrest on a woman who pulled her Prius into the parking lot at Hardee’s with her windows rolled down playing Christmas music
I received a standing ovation
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman)
12:50 PM • Nov 1, 2024
THANK YOU, SCIENCE
good news everyone
— 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 🐱 (@lucavi_ftw)
6:24 PM • Oct 4, 2024
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