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IOS Weekender - September 28, 2024
CAPS LOCK. 007 at the office. The bro quadrants. Male psyche. Compounding. Driving through a small town. Sign the NDA. Smoking sections.
Katherine Peach, Maham Riaz & Matt H
September 28, 2024
The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is The Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are a few things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!
THE BRO QUADRANTS
Guys start working in finance and get sorted into these four like a house in Hogwarts
— Overfit Quantitative Strategies (@OverfitQuantit1)
2:11 PM • Sep 9, 2024
COMPOUNDING
In my mid-forties, I’ve now been paying attention long enough to be able to feel the compounding effect of 2% national GDP growth.
All aspects of material culture are better than when I was a kid:
- Everyone has an Internet-connected computer / camera in their pocket
- Medicine… x.com/i/web/status/1…— Moses Kagan (@moseskagan)
1:43 PM • Sep 15, 2024
SMOKING SECTION
Proper country lost
— Bilbro Braggins (parody) (@Jbanklestankle1)
11:39 PM • Sep 1, 2024
SUNDAY DRIVE
Literally true
— Bojan Tunguz (@tunguz)
4:00 PM • Sep 8, 2024
NDA
Who tf am I gonna show your terrible deal to if I pass on it?
— m. stanfield (@mu2myoc)
1:08 AM • Aug 21, 2024
MALE PSYCHE
80% of adult male relationships are just sending cancellable memes to each other in a group chat and responding either lol or LOL depending on your level of amusement.
This accounts for ~90% of all male relationship needs.
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital)
8:43 PM • Aug 28, 2024
DOUBLE OH SEVEN
They call me 007 at work:
0 skill
0 motivation
7 meetings with HR— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (@ParikPatelCFA)
4:36 PM • Sep 20, 2024
BEETLEJUICE IN PRINT
wHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU HOLD SHIFT FOR THE FIRST LETTER
— Christopher Stanley (@cstanley)
3:03 AM • Sep 22, 2024
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