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IOS Weekender - August 17
Your inner monologue. Deeply unserious. C's in the ocean. Safe driver. Parmesan wins silver. AirBNBust. Crime scene DNA.
Katherine Peach, Maham Riaz & Matt H
August 17, 2024
The weekend is worth celebrating.
This is The Weekender, and we give your mind a break from the mundane. Here are a few things we found interesting or hilarious this week.
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Off we go!
INNER MONOLOGUE OF EVERY CRE PRO
I do not buy property because I think the value will go up.
I buy it because I can make the value go up.
— StripMallGuy (@realEstateTrent)
3:26 PM • Aug 5, 2024
GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS
If you wear golf pants, “comfort dress shoes” (or other running shoes) and a polo to work both you and your job are deeply unserious
— Gordon Gekko (@GordonGekko420)
12:13 PM • Jul 23, 2024
COUNTING SHEEP
REMARKABLE SAFETY
NEWS: Tesla has revealed that in Q2 2024, they recorded one crash for every 6.88 million miles driven in which drivers were using Autopilot technology, their best Q2 number ever. For drivers who were not using Autopilot technology, Tesla recorded one crash for every 1.45 million… x.com/i/web/status/1…
— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt)
4:01 AM • Aug 7, 2024
This is an amazing level of safety compared to non-autopilot drivers. As the father of two young boys, I am encouraged that they might avoid some of the auto risk that I took as an idiot 16-25 year old.
ITALY STILL RULES
I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
— furiosarah (@slothanova)
4:14 PM • Jul 31, 2024
In other news, IOSList is now sponsored by fried chicken.
CSI: CHARITY COLD CASES
AIRBNBUST
So you are telling me that people don’t like taking the trash out, washing the sheets and towels and still having to pay a $250 cleaning fee?
— Freedom Goat 🐐 (@FreedomGoat_)
9:14 PM • Aug 6, 2024
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