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IOS Weekender - Election Edition - September 21, 2024
Rick Astley has the winning platform. Season finale of US? The real tax is distraction. The two parka system. Abe in the matrix. Ozzie peaces out. Chicken quality of life. Mayor of shark attacks.
Katherine Peach, Maham Riaz & Matt H
September 21, 2024
Democracy is worth celebrating.
💥 Welcome to the Decision 2024 edition of The Weekender. Yikes. Let’s see if I can thread this needle while staying as neutral as a Swiss banker in a tan suit.
First, a disclaimer:
The real tax is society forcing otherwise productive people to pay attention to politics.
— Naval (@naval)
12:56 PM • Sep 11, 2024
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Off we go!
HAS MY VOTE
I HOPE WE GET RENEWED
BLACK FRIDAY NIGHTMARE
The biggest wild card in the presidential election that nobody’s talking about? The looming port strike that could shut down all East and Gulf Coast ports just 36 days before the election. 🧵
— Ryan Petersen (@typesfast)
8:12 PM • Sep 18, 2024
THE TWO PARKA SYSTEM
Ah yes the two party system
— Cameron Arcand (@cameron_arcand)
1:21 AM • Aug 7, 2024
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN COCKTAILS AGO
I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
— Abby Olcese (@abbyolcese)
6:40 PM • Sep 16, 2024
THIS GUY BIT THE HEAD OFF OF A LIVE BAT
MY KIND OF CRAZY
Today I told my Chinese coworkers that in America in the grocery store you can choose eggs based on how comfortable the chicken’s life is, and their jaws dropped
— Riley Read-Only (@HotForMoot)
2:05 PM • Aug 20, 2024
VOTE LOCAL
Just gonna leave this here... 👀
— The Daily Jaws (@thedailyjaws)
10:10 AM • Jul 4, 2024
UNLIMITED MONEY HACK
Unlimited money hack:
I set up an autoreply to every campaign donation text with a link to my @useintro
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke)
8:36 PM • Mar 6, 2024
LIT
When the founding fathers created America:
— Adrian Dittmann (@AdrianDittmann)
8:27 PM • Aug 9, 2024
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